Clean House, gut response dialogue

: Clifford?

: Maybe.

: Just maybe? I love Clifford.

: What about Kevin?

Kevin? Kevin.

: Noooo! Noooo!

: Kevin! Kevin?

: No. Anything but Kevin.

: Why not Kevin? Kevin!

: Because it reminds me of dog food and bacon.

: Lord, Lucy. Tell me why Kevin reminds you of dog food and bacon.

: Well Kevin sounds like kibble, so theres that commercial kibble and bits... "kibbles and bits and mm mmm beefy bits!" ... and then bacon, well Kevin Bacon, obviously.

: Kevin Bacon.

: Yes.

: Kevin Bacon.

: Yes?

starts dancing towards Lucy

: We are going to name our son, Kevin Baconnnnn!

: Ew stop!

: Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon

They embrace